Maybe this would persuade you to buy a Motorola phone?

A caption is really not required. A captive, however, is…
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A caption is really not required. A captive, however, is…

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bonerparty:

writer-a:

ericmortensen:

iPad vs. iPhone… fight! — Engadget
The only iPad photo I’l post today.  I couldn’t quite grasp the size difference.

I feel as though the game just changed. I’m sitting here typing on my 17” MacBook Pro and my iPhone is right next to me, and they’re both looking like rather clunky relics. I’m sure I’m overreacting, but that’s my current feeling.

do you KNOW how HARD its going to be to hold up one of those iPads with one hand? i’m talking about masturbating. its going to be difficult. see? i think things through.

most. valid. point. ever.

bonerparty:

writer-a:

ericmortensen:

iPad vs. iPhone… fight! — Engadget

The only iPad photo I’l post today.  I couldn’t quite grasp the size difference.

I feel as though the game just changed. I’m sitting here typing on my 17” MacBook Pro and my iPhone is right next to me, and they’re both looking like rather clunky relics. I’m sure I’m overreacting, but that’s my current feeling.

do you KNOW how HARD its going to be to hold up one of those iPads with one hand? i’m talking about masturbating. its going to be difficult. see? i think things through.

most. valid. point. ever.


Focus on the CLIMBING, not on FALLING. Realize that a thought can determine how you approach and deal with everything. Choose and use your thoughts and emotions to your advantage…. A common pitfall is tunnel vision, where a climber will only see what is just under his nose. Open your eyes and mind to possibilities, and you’ll likely find a solution—like a foothold to the left or right. Always scan the rock for options. The wall will reveal secrets providing you stay open and receptive to sometimes improbable answers.
— John Long - Sport Climbing
Usagi will teach you! The way to get slim…

Usagi will teach you! The way to get slim…


I’m just a coin operated boy…

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I wanted to do something special for my 20,000th tweet. After all, 20,000 updates on my sanity is more than anyone should have to put up with, so I reckoned you lot deserved something a little more interesting!

Unfortunately, I am, if nothing else, devoid of creative talent, so this was a massive struggle, both in conception, and execution. Still, at the end of the day, I think it’s a bit of fun…

Oooh, i do so luurve my drugs! I even get newspaper coverage on it… ;)

Oooh, i do so luurve my drugs! I even get newspaper coverage on it… ;)