When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down.
I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning, inches above the ground.
With a giant buttered-cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.
— John Frazee, in The Journal of Irreproducible Results
Wanting to do the business right now.
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This is why we give birth to new projects and ideas. To free us from the 9 to 5, so we can live our lives.
A caption is really not required. A captive, however, is…
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iPad vs. iPhone… fight! — Engadget
The only iPad photo I’l post today. I couldn’t quite grasp the size difference.
I feel as though the game just changed. I’m sitting here typing on my 17” MacBook Pro and my iPhone is right next to me, and they’re both looking like rather clunky relics. I’m sure I’m overreacting, but that’s my current feeling.
do you KNOW how HARD its going to be to hold up one of those iPads with one hand? i’m talking about masturbating. its going to be difficult. see? i think things through.
most. valid. point. ever.
Focus on the CLIMBING, not on FALLING.
Realize that a thought can determine how you approach and deal with everything.
Choose and use your thoughts and emotions to your advantage….
A common pitfall is tunnel vision, where a climber will only see what is just under his nose.
Open your eyes and mind to possibilities, and you’ll likely find a solution—like a foothold to the left or right.
Always scan the rock for options.
The wall will reveal secrets providing you stay open and receptive to sometimes improbable answers.
— John Long - Sport Climbing