October 23rd, 2011 at 6:09PM

When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down.

I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning, inches above the ground.

With a giant buttered-cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.

 — John Frazee, in The Journal of Irreproducible Results
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