I wanted to do something special for my 20,000th tweet. After all, 20,000 updates on my sanity is more than anyone should have to put up with, so I reckoned you lot deserved something a little more interesting!

Unfortunately, I am, if nothing else, devoid of creative talent, so this was a massive struggle, both in conception, and execution. Still, at the end of the day, I think it’s a bit of fun…